1. Drukking a game of soccer does not a first date make.
2. Your eyebrows are a gift, overplucking is not cool. There's no need to look startled all of the time!
3. Just because they started speaking to you again doesn't mean it's over; revenge will be taken eventually.
4. Poverty does not suit any homosexual.
5. Knowing a little about everything beats knowing everything about one thing.
6. It's advantageous to know when to act straight.
7. Gayle is a life skill.
8. Support your support structure...
9. You're armed with condoms at all times.
10. Your car has a fabulous name.
11. Being able to eat with chopsticks is a life skill.
12. You MUST know how to make an entrance.
13. You MUST know when to make an exit.
14. You need a catchphrase. 'And Thank You' does not count...
15. There's a difference between a drag name and a stage name, make sure you have one of each.
16. Don't allow anyone to tell you what do in bed unless you've told them what to tell you...
17. Know when to play dumb...
18. Know when to shut up...
19. You should have at least one song you can perform well at a karaoke...
20. Knowing how to drive is as an important as a matric certificate.
21. (The most important one): "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love someone else..." - RuPaul
22. Live a well balanced life; go to straight clubs as well.
23. Take yourself out for dinner every once in a while; you never know who you may meet.
24. There's a difference between big words and rich words.
